Thanks to NBC News, we have an incredible story about a man lowering his dog down to the ground to take a shit. Ingenious, I wish we would have thought of it. A harness holds the dog snugly in place, and you don’t have to go out in the cold. A perfect solution.
It reminds me of when Michael Jackson hung his baby over the balcony – was that so it could go out and shit? Funny enough, the comments on the dog news story are full of animal lovers wishing bodily harm on the man. Comments are made about how he should be hung from his “nuts”, beaten, and various other hateful comments. You know, because beating a person is ok. Holding your baby over a balcony is mostly ok. But lowering your dog down with a rope isn’t.
Fuck you America.